I sense a trimmer in the force

It's a shave-or-be-shaved sepia world out there, so tap carefully. Prepare to be whisked away on a dangerous journey - full of close shaves. How long will you survive?

Advanced 'stache physics

A one-of-a-kind 'stache simulation engine. You'll never see such a gloriously-curated facial hair rendering system anywhere else.

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Fresh from Austin

The place where a good 'stache never goes unappreciated.